Idiots Guide To Life

to desire is to be a fool

2009-02-01T03:46:00.001-08:00

hi all the no life fuckers that read this blog.
lol im an ass i get it.
but u love me even if u hate me u juz love me lol.
k i kinda drank alittle last nite but was too much .
heheheh k what have i been up too
hmmm i water da sch field with the fire hose.
pissed off a few teachers.oyar there was this one teacher that is like damm xtra can,
we had those free period thingys that is actually an excuse for not having enough teachers or having a poorly pland time table,k so anyway this teacher was all like take out sumtin to study i told him i had no books den i was all like im hopeless and stuff i was laughing den he said he was gonna call my mom i was like LOL den he realised he made a fool of himself cuz for those of u that noe my i dun lose hope,i never had any for those of u who noe me noe wad i mean.anyway SCHOOL IS A FUCKING BIG WASTE OF TIME i get more studies done at home.

heres something to think about no venture no gain,but no gain no lost,humans are never happy we always want something we cant have so then what is our purpose in life.there is no right or wrong,no sanity there is no order,this is the world ....messy,we are all born crazy trying to make order, trying to live in this insane world and make something out of it so is it not a fools task to find meanning

2009-01-15T01:07:00.000-08:00

hmmm tree in the toilet i had nth to do wth that hehehehs
k so sch started andi realised something .....
ITS A BLOOD WASTE OF TIME lol
kk so today during assembly
when they did the whole prayer thing i was talking den some teacher was talking to me
he ask me wad i was intersted in i was like everything den he asked again i was like nothing.....like im intrested in everything yet nothing lol.
k den during my free period we locked a few sec ones in those pull down metal shutters thingy.
they were like panicking like omg soo funny.
den me and lewis played with the dusbin cover we put in on our head and hit each other with random stuff hheheehheehs den da teacher u noe da one from my assembly was like now i noe wad ur intersted in DUSBINS HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA,k if it was some one normal it would be embrassing but it was funny i love rubbish and i like to talk soooo,
IM GONNA BE A TRASH TALKER WHEN I GROW UP
like u noe wen u cant beat someone in a verbal fight call me its like being a hitmen but u dun kill them u burn them like u noe those u JUZ GOT SERVED kinda burn hehehhehes.and its my 7 month hehehehhes YAY

ahhh didnt blog in long long hehehhehes

2008-12-27T18:50:00.000-08:00

MERRY X MAS PEOPLE
on the eve i met paying and rachel at town this year was fun la but alittle boring no riots haizz
we were playing with those foam spray i sprayed everything from cars to couples than rachel kenna spray like crazy damm funny la.
on xmas day i met denise and the rest at marucs house......
i lost my couple ring......sad ahhhhh but cherry gonna buy me one i feel bad.

we cam whored a little bit hehehehes

hehehehhes

oook tis looks wrong

then on the day after xmas i met cherry
at her house wth the rest of her family
i like kept disturbing her cousin hehehhehes.
we were drinking ,i became a LITTLE tispy cherry became a LOT tipsy so much for staying sober to take care of me.

i love you cherry
lets talk about life again
in life theres is good and bad

life is about struggle
you either rise above it or get crippled by it
its up to you to cry when shit happpens or learn from it

camp hehehhehehes

2008-12-23T01:45:00.000-08:00

hello poeple for those of you who read my blog.......
IT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO LIFE
but thanks....
k anyway i was like at camp.
ycs camp the first me and marvyn fought i like threw toilet paper and sprayed him with the hose when he was bathing then i threw the toilet plunger thingy at him.....k i might have gone too far lol.anyway the first thing the did when he saw me was hit me i was like k i was playing so if he wants to hit me fine ,he like back off den came again i was still like ok with it and stuff,i walk into my room and i guess he was making a scene and stuff thats where i got pissed because like k fine i got him he got back at me like ok liao then he still wan more i was waiting for him to do something because i wanted to wack the shit out of him.....but yea cooled down and stuff and i talked it out no hard feelings i hope lol.
after that anto and aron talked to us and stuff ,like in the whole history of ycs ill always make sumtin happen on the first day lol i guess tat was it.
then they anted to make me marcus and marvyn group leader.they were like ben i know you can do it and i was like tinking yea i know i can theres alot of things i can do and stuff,i mean i use to like being leader and stuff but iv changed im more dont care now lol.i told them i wanted to leave the next day because i needed to do something and i lost my mood for the first time in ycs camps.they were like we have faith and believe that you can do it,but thats what i hate
i hate when people think im nice and good i hate it when people expect me to do good i just dont like it,iv been hated soo much iv grown to like it hehehhhehees.so yea i left anyway it was a mistake and stuff i can lead and i will lead sry to those who believed in me.ill prove me self in the next camp.
the second day i left camp and met cherry.
and like the third day i went for camp again
like damm fun la kk hmmm i like played with worms and threw into the girls dorm.
But no one freaked out haizz.
then there was like this thingy we paste a piece of paper on our back
than people will write stuff about our weakness and strengths
and what i realised was i had no weakness,like for those who wrote i was guai lan well its just because you cant talk back to me,and those who said i was disobedient its just because you couldn't lead hehehehhes.
OK PEOPLE,there are no weaknesses its just a strength waiting to be discovered.
so don't care about what people say the only success in life is living it in your own way
i would like to say that camp change my life but it didnt nevertheless
iv learnt things that will help me soo
WATCH OUT FOR ME AT THE NEXT CAMP
k so anyway caroling was like damm funyea miss ya camp people
ill upload the camp pics when i get them hehehehes
AHHHHHHHH can't wait toto see cherry tomorrow merry xmas people

the day the earth stood still was a rip off they were still moving like wtf

2008-12-17T15:16:00.000-08:00

oooook watched the show the day the earrth stood still.

i thought it will be some damm good show la but IT WAS ok : (

hehehehhehes i watched it with paying and hong thing (i spell their name wrong but i tink its nicer this way)

i was like trying to find a shirt to wear for x mas but nth nice.

den den den i went to some punk shop thingy there was this pants i wanted to buy i tried it on n

stuff .i was like all ready to buy den wen i ask how much it was i was like wtf la $129

but she brought down too $90

actually da price already quite good but la still ex la haizz

i went trainning hehehes

2008-12-16T03:01:00.000-08:00

oook yesterday i met cherry hehehehes ahhhhh miss her ............
anyway i went trainning juz now
like ok la we were running n running and yupps you get it
hehhehehes.ahhhhhhhh i cant wait for camp hehehhehes.......\
nth much to blog leh hehehhes

SELLING handBAG HANGERS

2008-12-14T01:33:00.001-08:00

soooo hi people
im selling bag hangers

its like for handbags and stuff
girls can buy it for them self and guy can buy it for girls hehehes. it will make a good gift.its also not common .gone are the times when you have to eat holding your bag juz hang it yeaaaa.hehehehhes im selling one at $10.for those of you who buy in bulk for your own shops or wadever you can get it cheaper i have two design contact me 91887444

DEATH A LIFE .......AWSOME

2008-12-12T02:44:00.000-08:00

AHHHHHHH

hehehhehehs i like bought a book today its called death a life.

its like damm cool la its about death and his life how he was brought up and stuff.

its the kind of book that those hardcore church people would toss into the fire shouting go to hell you unholy book.
well its just because they cant understand humor god's greatest creation.

humor is great it can bring joy from anything even from someones suffering....yes yes its mean but dont tell me that u have never laughed at someones downfall before because that would be a lie.
soooo anyway my day was boring,found out that i will only get my pay on jan like wtf la wait soo long ahhhh hehehhehehhes kkk so toady i went out with my mom and bro than my bro did some ice skating thingy like omg he sucks at it but ye he will learn lol den i bought my book .
i like havent read in a long time yea i like to read but i bet you are all too fucked up to know that huh .you are all like OMG ITS BEN HE IS CRAZY AND STUFF and like saying it in those faggot voices yea u know who you are lol

im spider-man ??

2008-12-08T15:53:00.000-08:00

was working yesterday too it was tiring for normal people but yea im not hehehehes.
im bored i wanna go out o yar iv been pissing my girlfriends ex lately haizzz.
its hes fault he was soo dam easy to piss.hehehhes i WANNA GO OUT .

i had a weird dream yesterday i was like spider-man and i was the cause for a virus that turned everyone into zombies or sumtin like that .i manage to save someone and we were suppose to start a new life with the rest of the normal people.
then the zombies attacked and we all became zombies but
i still had my spider powers hehehhehs

omg i worked

2008-12-07T14:17:00.000-08:00

yea people i worked yesterday.........IT WAS ok i guess hehehehes.

denise was like u wanna work tomorrow i was like huh lol i tot it will be boring but ok la.
fisrt i was like at the lift pressing buttons like OMG I GOT PAID TO PRESS BUTTONS AND GOUP AND DONW hehehes.but i was like hungry after awhile .

k soo after work went to eat and stuff i was like damm hyper la i dunnoe y hehehehhes

darling a day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

2008-12-06T00:40:00.001-08:00

actually i think that girls don't need an excuse to dress like a slut,i mean yea sure people complain,but they are either girls that don't have the guts to do that or guys that cant score them.i mean common SHES A SLUT ANYBODY CANT SCORE A SLUT if you cant than shut up because its not cool and if your friends join in any go all like omg shes a slut than shame on you for spreading the seeds of uncoolness may your body burn for all eternity
in the firey depths of HELL
1. Where is your cell phone?pocket
2. Your significant other?singapore
3. Your hair?red
4. Your mother?home
5. Your father?never had one
6. Your favorite thing?me
7. Your dream last night?dirty
8. Your favorite drink?water??
9. Your dream/goal?none.
10. The room you're in?her room;).
11. Your ex?still loves me.
12. Your fear?myself
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?with her
14. Where were you last night?in dream land
15. What you're not?a virgin lol
16. Muffins?il eat your muffins it you eat my cupcake;)
17. One of your wish list items?a clone of my self
18. Where you grew up?Singapore??
19. The last thing you did?had a dirty thought
20. What are you wearing?ask me your self babe
21. Your TV?is my friend
22. Your pets?alive for the time being
23. Your computer?is for porn
24. Your life?is GREAT
25. Your mood?horny no wait bored k fine horny
26. Missing someone? yea u know ;)hehehes
27 Your car?the invisible boat mobile
28. Something you're not wearing?a condom
29 Favorite Store?the sword shop thingy
30. Your summer?is the whole year round
31. Like someone?no i fucking hate everyone YEA EVEN U FAGGOT hehehhehs
32. Your favorite color?black??.
33. When is the last time you laughed?hehehhehes wait let me tink hmmm hehhehehs ther juz now hehhehes.
34. Last time you cried?last night i laughed my ass off
35. Who will/would re-post this?people with no life like me hehhehes

my com spoil sad face

2008-12-03T15:10:00.000-08:00

ahhhhhhhhh.my com spoil.......
its gone.......to REPAIR LOL.
ooook i got to spar on monday again i kept getting punched in the face i was like laughing like crazy hehheheehs i know im retarded hehehehes.
oook i didn't do anything on Tuesday i think cant remember.........O YAR i met cherry hehehehehehs.and did my back.
then yesterday i went to amk hub i was gonna spam the gachapon machine but they didn't have what i wanted haizz.

I WANNA GET CONTACT LENS AHHHHHHHH.

fuck bored lets talk about life,pointless,dreadful,mundane,chaotic,in short its fucked up then again there are people who have different views about life,happy,hopeful,peaceful,i look both of those people in disgust...........
life is what u make it.
i like to play devils advocate i enjoy chaos,making it or getting its what makes life fun so i guess Kama doesn't apply for me huh.
i make chaos and have fun and get chaos and have more fun hehehhehes.
here's the secret to why i always win,i don't let anything get me down or at least i try ,just think win win,it works like really hehehhehehes.

im gonna get a new room

2008-11-29T23:55:00.000-08:00

ahhhhh sleepy.lol
today i was suppose to go to church to read to small kids,like WTF
i mean really can you see me doing that like ME READ....TO KIDS i have a rep to keep man,
a rep of an asshole but not just an asshole a lovable misunderstood asshole,o yar have u notice that when i cant be bothered to blog i use short forms and stuff heheh.anyway i went to ikea today,got some stuff,im gonna redo my room its gonna be like totally fucked YEAAAAA hehehhehs.was reading other peoples blog haizz why do post stuff from other peoples blog on their blog like common la GET YOUR POST MAN hehehhehehs i meant post and than the man not the post-man get it hehehhes.im joking people relax im not against anyone actually im soo care free im not really against ANYTHING.life is about having fun,i mean dont just see the glass half full,i see it half full AND half empty BUT whats wrong with it being half empty i mean it didnt ask to be empty like give the glass a freaking people break people.bored you know i dont really know what to type on my blog like common what do you wanna know about my life,oh oh oh i just had a random thought,u know those guys that fuck girls and than dump them and make them cry well those guys suck,i dont get the satisfaction from fucking them and making them cry,it more fun to make them cry without the fuck,guy heres one way to break up:ask the girl for sex if she says no dump her if she says yes tell her shes a cheap slut and u can be with her hehehhehehhes.
i wanna get LENS AHHHHHHHH im trying to find da cat eye ones ahhhhhhhh

wah today hot ahhhh lol

2008-11-28T23:15:00.000-08:00

i went out last nite to eat sian lol,called my darling cherry hehehs
cherry i love,u but u should know that OR DO U HUMPF.......jk lol miss u hehehhes. kk
today had some rugby thing for da under 14 sian but it was fun shopping for balls erm yea "shopping" hehehhehhes.looks like its gonna be a boring day.GO OUT ANYONE??

four xmas rocks lol

2008-11-27T20:35:00.000-08:00

ooook went out late met paying and her friend rachel dam funny lor like arguing wth her was fun hehehhehes.den lata in da movie like be for it started we were laughing for no reason,rachel coulendt stop lol .k anyway had fun yesterday hehehehhehes.sian i was at training juz not but i was not training dam shoulder/neck thingy haizz hehehes

BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2008-11-25T20:19:00.000-08:00

ooook im like stiting at home rotting away.hmmm im like thinking,whats with the whole right or wrong crap when will the world realise its how u look at things there is no good or evil,right or wrong its power and whose got more of it dictate whats right.its not fair,but its the way the world works.hehehhehehs the world is fucked up life is fucked up everything is fucked up,but r u gonna cry about it and cry like some emo person or have fun like a jackass.ooook people was like on da phone with marvyn cuz tomorrow going out and like dunnoe who to call,so k called sarah den charlene,marvyn was laughing his ass off den someone els like lol i didnt have the intention of going out wth her and she would say no anyway,but den again i could be suprised hehehhehehs ahhhhhhhh going to call darling

didnt get any huh

2008-11-24T21:45:00.000-08:00

well the start of the day was fun
pissed off the cap/wanna be coach lol.
like he was not happy that my hair was nicer than his i tink ,long story short
he was saying that my hair is not allowed n stuff so i was like k fine i wont come to school den for rugby n stuff.i walked away n he went nuts ,and like came after me but no one got to hit anyone its ok some ppl r juz born like that wth hands that do the talking oh well.ahhhhhh gonna go for some massage thingy.
oook i hate going for those massage thingy like ahhh pain .met varsha n her friend,damm they made me watch watch that beverly hills dog show.i got my couple
ring hehehhhes

I GOT TO SPAR hehhes

2008-11-24T15:36:00.000-08:00

oook went to vivo,ps wth andy and stan yesterday .ahhhhhhhh i wanna get da $25 wooden sword hehehehhes dunnow y but it juz looks nice.AT vivo there was like some person shitting at the handicap toilet stan knock da door den i opened it wth a 20 cent coin it like opened de i tink da guy panic or sumtin cuz it suddenely locked hehehhehs i feel bad like becuz of me ppl cant shit in peace oh yar me feel bad hahahhahahhaa.we watched the doggy show its was cute la .After that went for karate i like damm blur lol but i got to spur soo fun la i didnt noe wad i was doing hehehhehes

Idiots Guide to life

2008-11-22T19:54:00.004-08:00

oooooook new blog hahhahahahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhhh
say fuck to the old one,fuck u old blog hehehhehes ah jk just thought i should make a new one.the old one is like dead.i went out yeaterday with ml they all,yea didnt go out in like very long hehhehehs we like did alot of dumb stuff la hehehhehes .we got some drinks but sad didnt get drunk.i found out that some girl that i met only once becuz u noe im an ass,well she n her friends like spread stuff abt me like omg la,man i muz be hot huh lol.
darling i miss u hehehehhs